An earthworm is a tube.
One end is the mouth and the other is the anus.
Food goes in the mouth and shit comes out the anus.
Only the earthworm knows which end is which.
Earthworms are hermaphrodites.
All earthworms are both male and female.
When an earthworm is cut in half, it becomes two earthworms.
Earthworms live in dirt.
Earthworms eat dirt.
Earthworms shit shit.
This shit becomes dirt.
Earthworms are made of dirt.
Earthworms turn dirt into more earthworms.
When an earthworm dies, its body becomes dirt.
Other earthworms eat this dirt.
These earthworms die, too.
