February 2012
29 posts
rare based freestyle poem in my car
ESSAY
The title of this essay is “Essay.” This essay is thirteen words long.
“I still remember the age of Coleco / a daily struggle but I hold on to the...”
– vast
TACTICS FOR BUSINESS MEETING
Sit with your back to any windows. During the morning or afternoon, the sun may shine through into your eyes. Also, looking at parallel rows of blinds can play tricks on you after a while.
Avoid drinking anything, especially coffee (a diuretic), during meetings. Having a full bladder can be uncomfortable, and if you are forced to leave the meeting to go to the bathroom you might miss something.
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SONGS WITH NUMBER OF BARS IN THE TITLE
Nicki Minaj - “Fitted Down (40 Bars)”
Jadakiss - 40 Bars of Terror”
Wiz Khalifa - “40 Bars”
50 Cent - “50 Bars”
JR Writer - “60 Bars of Torture”
Lloyd Banks - “70 Bars”
Lloyd Banks - “Another 70 Bars (I’m Back)”
Bow Wow - “70 Bars and No Hook”
The Roots - “75 Bars (Black’s...
“A young Mohammed Atta / no plane lessons, cocaine lessons / just a plot of...”
– Juelz Santana, “Okay Okay” [Mohammed Atta’s name is censored there, but he uses the same line in a freestyle on Rap City.]
“I worship the late prophet / the great Mohammed / Omar Atta / for his courage...”
– Juelz Santana, “I Love You”
PALINDROME
YHWH, OH WHY
BOYCOTT GOOGLE?
People think veganism/vegetarianism is good for a lot of reasons: raising lots of livestock is wasteful in terms of grain and water usage; it pollutes the air and the groundwater; it contributes to global warming; animals are treated in horrific ways; eating animals is unhealthy and increase your risk of cancer, heart disease, diabetes, etc.
I eat vegan like 95% of the time. It seems like I know...
WatchMEGAN BOYLE DOES SLAVOJ ZIZEK IMPRESSION
FRENCH MONTANA'S VERSE ON RICK ROSS'S "STAY...
from the hooptie coupe to that ghost, dog pigeons on the roof like ghost dog dwight howard on the post, dog my niggas got the powder thru the post, dog watch the body tilt when you hit the head niggas lost mills tryna beat the feds 10 grams off my last 250 now big ass crib, 250 down (damn) gave my nigga max 75 then gave my nigga penthouse another 30 fuck, got me thinkin like im 75 (damn) nigga...
LITERATURE ISN'T A WINNEBAGO. IT'S NOT A BIG...
“obviously literature isn’t a winnebago. plenty of space for everyone to eat and shit, and also for everyone to get pissed off once in a while. megaupload just got shut down for chrissakes, that’s 4% of the internet freed up.” — crispin best tha god
FURTHERMORE:
This is all re the Paul Cunningham shitstorm on Facebook. I friended him to read what was going on....
canucks riot
zacharywhalen:
in canada life is easy
healthcare is free
alt country bands receive extensive airplay
on radio 2
the poems arrive
after six or seven chinese beers
i covet your job, your money, your car
your woman and your ability to care
about anything
mid 2011 classic
VIDEOS OF RAPPERS RECORDING ADLIBS
2 Chainz [1:08]
Big Baby Gandhi
French Montana [4:49]
Gucci Mane [0:56]
Jim Jones
OJ da Juiceman [0:31]
Waka Flocka [1:38]
MAO ZEDONG U DA BOMB BY MAN OR FIRE (SEX JAMZ,...
THE BAND
man or fire is or was a rock band, maybe from Kansas City. I first heard of them through a friend. My friend met them on AOL Instant Messenger when he was in high school. I think the band name is man on fire but misspelled.
THE ALBUM
Their only release I know of is an album called mao zedong u da bomb, put out by Sex Jamz in 2007 on tape and CD-R. (It is now available for download on...
“The Wathi-wathi made, according to him, a distinction between the ghost and the...”
– ALP Cameron, “Notes on some Tribes of New South Wales,” Journal of the Royal Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland (Volume 14, 1885)
“It was the spring of 2001. I was in Afghanistan’s Panjshir Valley,...”
– Yahya Massoud, “Afghans Can Win This War,” ForeignPolicy.com
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ESSAY
I dont really understand what people mean when they say “dive bar.” Like I understand that a dive bar is a “shitty” or “run down” bar. But I feel like Ive never been to a bar that Id call a dive bar. And it seems that people say “dive bar” often enough that there must be lots of dive bars. That makes me think that Ive been to bars that people would...
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