July 2010
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TAO LIN GOES TO KANSAS AND KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
James Franco rides with his brother from Pittsburg, Kansas to Lawrence, Kansas. The trip lasts 3 hours. He reads Tao Lin’s Shoplifting From American Apparel. He got it from the library. His mom is a librarian and he had asked her to buy it for the library. James Franco’s brother takes him to Don Cheadle’s apartment and drives away. James Franco and Don Cheadle are friends. Later, James Franco and...
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LAST WORDS OF DEATH ROW INMATES THAT I TRANSCRIBED...
“I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That’s the biggest joke. I deserve this.” -Patrick Bryan Knight, executed in Texas on June 26, 2007.
“See you all on the other side. Warden, murder me… I’m ready to roll. Time to get this party started.” -James Jackson, executed in Texas on February 7, 2007.
“We all know what really...
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ESSAY ON WAVVES
1.
Wavves is a surf rock band from California. The band was formed in the late 00s. Surf rock is rock music to surf to. Wavves has released two albums. Both album covers show a boy skateboarding (“sidewalk surfing”). California borders the ocean. Surfers surf on the waves. California is one long beach.
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The first Wavves album is Wavves. This is called an eponymous album. There is...
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ESSAY ON THE BONE THUGS
The Bone Thugs are a rap group from Cleveland, Ohio. They were most popular in the mid- to late 90s. The Bone Thugs are “Bone Thugs-n-Harmony.” They are bone thugs and they rap in harmony. There are five Bone Thugs:
1. Krayzie Bone 2. Layzie Bone 3. Bizzy Bone 4. Wish Bone 5. Flesh-n-Bone.
They all lived on the same street in Cleveland. They all have the word “bone” in...
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ESSAY ON EARTHWORMS
An earthworm is a tube. One end is the mouth and the other is the anus. Food goes in the mouth and shit comes out the anus. Only the earthworm knows which end is which. Earthworms are hermaphrodites. All earthworms are both male and female. When an earthworm is cut in half, it becomes two earthworms.
Earthworms live in dirt. Earthworms eat dirt. Earthworms shit shit. This shit becomes dirt....
